Sis: Here, try the priest.Why, the priest is heavenly! To bad we only get him on Sundays! *Smacked with flying toaster*
Me: Y U EATIN WIT XERAS
Sis: Uhh... It nummy? Omnomfuckingnom!
Me: SIS NO
Sis: But the elegant flavors of the shin lend well with my mango smoothie!
Me: STOP STEALING CORALINE'S SMOOTHIES
Sis: NEVA!!
Me: WARGH
Sis: What, sis? U no get nummies den. All fur mez an' Z
Me: WARGH MICHI WARGHES
Sis: Y? Kesesesesesesesese!
Me: BOOBS
Sis: ...wtf is NOT wrong with you?
Me: NOTHING
Sis: So you're a necro, a masochist, a suicidal neat freak, and a cannibal.
Me: SOB U FUHGOT YANDERE
Sis: I Did, didn't I?
all are true ce